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One day, some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox. His eyelids flutter open and then he jumps like we've stabbed him. She could hardly walk after that. I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
I always see her videos but never knew her name.
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I want to be there. I want to be her